When I die it will probably be because someone who said they loved me didn't step up to the plate .. .

Me:  If someone kidnapped me, what would you do to get me back?

Aaron: Whatever they want me to do.  You know, within reason.

Me:  What do you mean "within reason"?  What would be unreasonable to save the life of the woman you love, who also happens to be the mother of your child?

Aaron:  I don't know but there's probably something that would cross the line.

Me: Would you have sex with 6 men?

Aaron:  What?

Me: Would you have sex with 6 men to save my life?

Aaron: Why would 6 men kidnap you to force me to have sex with them?

Me: I don't know, kidnappers are a mysterious, twisted bunch.  Would you do it?

Aaron:  Am I pitcher or catcher?

Me: Both. 3 pitching and 3 catching.

Aaron: Depends.  Would Carson ever find out?

Me: He might, if the kidnappers taped it and put it on the internet and some day in the future he's looking at gay porn sites and comes across it.

Aaron: No, I meant would he ever find out I let you die?

Pitiful.  For the record, I would have sex with 6 men to save his life.  BECAUSE I'M THAT SELF-SACRIFICING. But only if they were going to kill him, because I'm also faithful. Except in life or death situation.

i can assure you, i was totally freaked out

I've had a few rough days but I found this video and it makes everything better.  Just to note, I don't speak French but there are subtitles (although some stupid ad covers part of them and you have to click the x to get rid of it). 

I watch this and laugh and laugh and feel better.  Then I think about how I'm laughing at baby ducks being blown around and feel bad because I'm obviously a terrible person.  So I have to watch it again so I feel better.